ABOUT US
Agua Diablo is canned water for people with a sense of humour, and especially for those who love Rock and Techno music.
For too long, portable water has been available mainly in plastic bottles... Although plastic bottles are convenient, they pollute the fuck out of our pretty planet and make you look like those weirdos who wear socks with sandals... Since Jesus isn't around to fix the plastic pollution, we summoned someone more aggressive…someone a bit more pissed off: El Diablo (its the Devil, in case your Finnish sucks).
The more Agua Diablo you pour into your sexy mouth, the fewer plastic bottles get into our waters and choke out dolphins and mermen.
You don't want to kill mermen, do you?
WHY AGUA DIABLO?
SUSTAINABLE! —> ALUMINIUM CANS ARE INFINITELY RECYCLABLE
Yeah, unlike some jokes, aluminium cans are infinitely recyclable. We are still using (in Europe at least), cans made in 1900’s, because they can be recycled for a looong time. We can recycle up to 75% of an individual can, quicker, cheaper and better than we can recycle plastic bottles.
KILL PLASTIC BOTTLES —> THEY FUCK UP OUR PLANET
Only 8-9% of plastic bottles in Europe are recycled. The rest go to our European landfills or, even eviler, to South Asian countries such as Vietnam, Malaysia or Indonesia, who then either burn them, dump them in their nature or try to recycle some of them. Don't believe us? Read THIS article.
AGUA DIABLO JUST WORKS
Our water has Ph 7 level of something (same as Evian and Fiji water), which means it works and doesn't make you more thirsty or bloated. You do not need all those fluffy vitamins and flavours in the water. All that stuff takes away from the pureness of water.
WE DONATE 10% OF OUR PROFITS TO OCEAN CLEANUP PROJECT
We need to eliminate plastic from the planet's waters, like yesterday. While only five corporations (take a wild guess which…) are responsible for 60% of the world's plastic pollution, they don't do almost anything about it. But Boyan Slat (in the photo) and his most excellent Ocean Clean Up project are working hard to clean all the plastic pollution from Earth’s waters. We want to help them. So the more Agua Diablo you drink the more we can help Boyan to clean our Earth. That’s techno right there! See more about Ocean Clean Up HERE
